In This Corner

"A day"

A day like any other.

"Away"

Couldn't think of anything for my characters to do this week -- so I just got rid of 'em.

"Wanna go see 'Titanic' 3D?"

"Titanic" in 3D. Huh. Next? "Titanic" in 4D -- adding water, the wet dimension. 

"Conversation"

I text, you text -- we all text.

" . . . a guy zooms by . . . "

It helps to talk it out.

"Zombie talk"

Clarification: Pirates say, "Arr." Zombies say, "Arrg."

"Social"

I hope -- for your sake -- you're not reading this on a handheld device.

"Giving up anything for Lent?"

I oughta give up sugar, salt, flour and Coca-Cola. Probably not going to happen.

"Justified!"

The mind is a funny thing.

"Abraham Lincoln is hot"

Naw. Probably it's just Lincoln's zombie fighting skills. Hold it -- that's Edgar Allen Poe. Abraham Lincoln fights vampires, right?